And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
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If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
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Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
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