I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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