matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
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