Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
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We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
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I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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