You just made me feel so damn special
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
Randomize
