Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
My new sobriety test is "how many times do I have to attempt to put toothpaste on my brush"... It takes a while.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
Reggie can tackle my bush.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
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