you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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