Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
Randomize
