I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Randomize
