There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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