dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
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