reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
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Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
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Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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