Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Randomize
