My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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