ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
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Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
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three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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