White coat. Heels.
Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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