sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
God, you're like boner-b-gone
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Randomize
