How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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