im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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