Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
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You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
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if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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