honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
Randomize
