They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
