Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
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you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
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Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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