i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
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And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
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At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
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