So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
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Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
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Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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