Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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