Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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