Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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