Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
cat food counts as protein by the way
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
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