update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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