I want to stick my p in your. b.
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
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I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
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She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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