so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
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Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
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No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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