It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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