Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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