I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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