Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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