found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
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Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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