Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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