Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
Dignity is for republicans.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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