I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
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