yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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