Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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