It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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