WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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