i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
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We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
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He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
you made out with another girl for some wings
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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