Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
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DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
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I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
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