I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
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he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
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so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
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