I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
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But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
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I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
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