I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
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