There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
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The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
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You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
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