i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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