What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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