You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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